導讀一、老爹古董店，有事請留言Daddy'santiqueshop.Leaveamessage二、我去和魔仙堡的魔仙女王打牌去了，有事去找美琪美雪和小藍，讓他們....

一、老爹古董店，有事請留言

Daddys antique shop. Leave a message

二、我去和魔仙堡的魔仙女王打牌去了，有事去找美琪美雪和小藍，讓他們穿過八音盒來告訴我

I went to play cards with the magic fairy king of magic fairy castle. I went to find Maggie meixue and xiaolan and let them pass through the music box to tell me something.

三、對不起，你所呼叫的用戶不在計算機旁，請你現在猛擊你的顯示器，直到它冒火為止，聽到響聲之后我會回復你的

Sorry, the user you are calling is not near the computer, please bash your monitor now until it is in a blaze, and I will reply to you after hearing the noise.

四、請用珍珠奶茶薯片可樂棒棒糖果凍雙皮奶漢堡無花果開心果碧根果豬肉鋪橘子西瓜蘋果火龍果葡萄冰淇淋來喚醒我

Please wake me up with bubble tea potato chips, cola, lollipop, jelly, double skin milk hamburger, fig, pistachio, Bigroot, pork, orange, watermelon, apple, pitaya, grape ice cream.

五、等我去玩吧頭冰淇淋怪獸打完米飯油炸燒烤魔術師。用防曬霜，騎士的保健和遮陽傘夫人的盾牌殺掉太陽巨龍救出冰箱公主，拿冰柜皇帝賞賜的星星來找你

Let me go play, ice cream monster, fried rice, barbecue magician. Kill the sun dragon with sunscreen, knights health care and sunshade ladys shield to rescue the refrigerator princess, and find you with the stars bestowed by the refrigerator emperor.xx

六、女人已經受到信息，稍后回復！

Xx woman has received information, reply later!

七、強子 媽在，你說

Hadron mother is here, you say.

八、有困難找超級飛俠 掉海里找海底小縱隊 無聊也可以找海綿寶寶聊會天 余生那么長 等爹一下又何妨

If you have difficulty finding Super Flying Man, you can drop into the sea and find a small submarine column. If you are bored, you can also find SpongeBob and talk for the rest of your life. Why not wait for Dad?

九、你亭亭玉立冰清玉潔沉魚落雁國色天香花容月貌金枝玉葉閉月羞花傾國傾城的爹正在趕來的路上

Your graceful, graceful, ice-cold, jade-clean, sunken fish, wild goose, beautiful scenery, beautiful flowers, beautiful face, golden branches, jade leaves, and beautiful flowers are on their way here

十、別問 問就是在學習

Dont ask, you are studying.

十一、人工服務請按1

For manual service, press 1

十二、王者峽谷正在拆遷 稍等

King Canyon is being demolished. Wait a minute.

十三、小魔仙正在魔神堡 請快速發送嗚呼啦呼變身小豬

The little magic fairy is in fiend castle. please send it quickly. alas, become a pig

十四、叫寶貝我就勉強理你 不叫才不會理你唔

Yeah, baby, ill barely talk to you. i wonnt talk to you if i dont