導讀1、我寧愿相信這個世界上有鬼，也不愿意相信你這張破嘴。Iwouldratherbelievethatthereareghostsintheworldthan....

1、我寧愿相信這個世界上有鬼，也不愿意相信你這張破嘴。

I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than believe your broken mouth.

2、別人給你留面子的前提，是你首先得有腦子啊。

The premise of saving face for others is that you must have a brain first.

3、要是沒事的話就多去曬曬太陽，曬黑一點就不會有人罵你是白癡了。

If you dont get sunburnt, you wont get sunburnt.

4、你真是浪費了你爸媽一晚上的時間。

Youve really wasted a night of your parents.

5、你不會是不知火舞的弟弟，不知好歹吧。

You cant be a brother who doesnt know the fire dance. You dont know whats good or bad.

6、我一直好奇，為什么百度搜不到你，而搜狗卻可以。

I always wonder why baidu cant find you, but Sogou can.

7、你是什么牌子塑料袋，這么能裝。

What brand of plastic bag are you, so it can hold.

8、戶口本上就你一頁？你去送外賣吧，打個游戲也太能送了。

Is there only one page for you in the account book? You go to take out, play a game can also send.

9、別人笑起來很好看，但你不一樣，你是看起來很好笑。

Others laugh well, but you are different. You look funny.

10、眼睛是心靈的窗戶，我覺得你的窗戶該擦擦了。

Eyes are the windows of the soul. I think your windows should be wiped.

11、你怎么長得跟二維碼似的，不掃一掃都不知道你是什么東西。

How can you look like a QR code? You dont know what you are without scanning.

12、不要妄加評論我，你看到的，只是我選擇讓你看到的。

Dont comment on me, what you see is just what I choose to let you see.

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