導讀1、年齡是上天送給我的不勞而獲的東西，我又老了一歲。AgeiswhatGodgavemefornothing,andI'veaddedanotheryear....

1、年齡是上天送給我的不勞而獲的東西，我又老了一歲。

Age is what God gave me for nothing, and Ive added another year.

2、光榮向大齡剩女又近了一步。

Its a glorious step closer to the old leftover girl.

3、請不要告訴我又老了一歲，請告訴我，我和昨天一樣漂亮。

Please dont tell me my age has been increased by one year. Please tell me that I am as beautiful as yesterday.

4、需要長大的時候，別做個孩子。

Dont be a child when you need to grow up.

5、泡面加雞蛋，煩惱都滾蛋。

Add eggs to noodles, and all troubles will be gone.

6、所謂二十歲，不過是心里住了兩個十歲的小朋友。

The so-called 20-year-old is just two 10-year-old children living in my heart.

7、打擾一下，這個美女在線等生日祝福。

Excuse me, this beauty is waiting for birthday wishes online.

8、我又距離退休近了一年。

Im nearly a year away from retirement.

9、今天有人過生日嗎？沒有的話，我過。

Does anyone have a birthday today? If not, I did.

10、一年一度的吹蠟燭時間到了。

Its time for the annual candle blowing.

11、紀念仙女下凡十九周年。

The 19th anniversary of the fairys coming to earth.

12、今天我過生日，幫人許愿，五元一個。

Today is my birthday. I make wishes for people, five yuan a person.

13、眼睜睜看著自己老了一歲。

I watched as I passed another year.

14、小時候是小可愛，長大了是大可愛，死了是可愛死了。祝自己生日快樂呀！

When I was little, I was cute. Growing up is big and lovely. Death means lovely death. Happy birthday to yourself!

15、在嗎？轉賬說生日快樂，你就可以得到仙女回復哦！

Are you there? Transfer said happy birthday, you can get fairy reply!

16、又大了一歲，我該懂事了，要藏好自己的魅力，不然我家門檻都快踏破了。

Another year later, I should be sensible and hide my charm, otherwise my threshold will be broken.

17、比去年又大了一歲，身價不止翻一倍。

Its one year older than last year, and its value has more than doubled.

18、按時長大，叮！

Grow up on time, Ding!