導讀1、哪個女生沒有脾氣，你見過哪朵玫瑰不帶刺。Whichgirlhasnotemper,whichroseyouhaveseenwithoutthorns.2....

1、哪個女生沒有脾氣，你見過哪朵玫瑰不帶刺。

Which girl has no temper, which rose you have seen without thorns.

2、我這輩子還沒當過男人呢，所以你能叫我一聲爸爸，讓我感受一下嗎？

I have never been a man in my life, so can you call me Dad and let me feel it?

3、僅憑別人的話來了解我，你的大腦是用來擺設的嗎？

You know me only by what others say. Is your brain for decoration?

4、我不喜歡后來者居上，我栽的樹必須我乘涼，不然我就把樹砍了，誰也別想好過。

I dont like those who come after me. The trees I planted must let me enjoy the cool, or I will cut them down. No one can expect a good life.

5、我說我不想談戀愛，你要明白意思就是看不上你。

I said I dont want to fall in love. You have to understand that I dont like you.

6、我的唾沫是用來數錢的，不是用來和你講道理的。

My spit is used to count money, not to reason with you.

7、我能給你一片天地，也能給你狂風暴雨。

I can give you a piece of heaven and earth, also can give you the storm.

8、你還是別把我放心里了，我不喜歡人多的地方。

Youd better not put me in your heart. I dont like places with many people.

9、你三觀不正是你的事，但你不正到我身上，就得我教你做事。

Its your business that your three views are not correct, but if you use them on me, I have to teach you how to do things.

10、別人都說談戀愛會變笨，我這么笨，不談戀愛可惜了。

Others say that love will become stupid, I am so stupid, its a pity not to fall in love.

11、我知道我脾氣不好，如果你不能忍就應該好好反省一下你自己，為什么別人可以。

I know I have a bad temper. If you cant bear it, you should reflect on yourself: why others can.

12、嘴巴那么毒，從小到大應該過得很苦吧！

Your mouth is so vicious, you should have had a hard time when you were a child!

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