導讀1、放假了，同桌不在身旁，感覺好難過，就像自己家的豬丟了一樣。Holiday,mydeskmateisnotaround,Ifeelverysad,asif....

1、放假了，同桌不在身旁，感覺好難過，就像自己家的豬丟了一樣。

Holiday, my deskmate is not around, I feel very sad, as if my own pig lost the same.

2、我本來以為客氣是免費的，直到我買了一包薯片。

I thought courtesy was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.

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3、作業：放假時你對我愛?答?不理，開學時我讓你高攀不起。

Homework: during the holidays, you dont care about me. I make you cry at the beginning of school.

4、我家蟑螂生病了，我給他吃蟑螂藥希望他快點好起來。

My cockroach is sick. I give him cockroach medicine and hope he gets better soon.

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5、我發誓，如果我再熬夜，我的閨蜜都是豬。

I swear, if I stay up late, my best friends are pigs.

6、罵我可以，動手就得問問我閨蜜了，畢竟挨打的是她。

Its OK to scold me, but if you want to fight, you have to ask my best friend. After all, she was the one who was beaten.

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7、只要我足夠沙雕，煩惱就追不上我。

As long as Im stupid enough, troubles cant catch up with me.

8、靚仔你好，我是樂多，所以你要養樂多嗎？

Hello, Im Ledduo, so do you want Yakult?

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9、大家好，我是減肥潛力股的最大股東。

Hello, everyone. I am the largest shareholder of the potential weight loss stocks.

10、你好，我叫對象，真名老婆，外號寶貝，喜歡哪個就叫我哪個。

Hello, my name is girlfriend, real name wife, nickname baby, you can call me which name you like.

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11、現在減一斤肉跟玩命似的，長一斤肉跟玩似的。

Now, losing a kilogram of meat is like playing with life, and growing a kilogram of meat is like playing.

12、天底下沒有不散的宴席，但如果你請我，我可以陪你多吃會兒。

There are no banquets in the world, but if you invite me, I can accompany you to eat more.

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?13、你說我窮，笑了，點了支煙，在門口想了一夜，究竟是誰走漏了風聲。

You said I was poor. I laughed, lit a cigarette, and thought about it all night at the door. Who leaked the news.

14、不要一提到胖，你就對號入座，因為你可能坐不進去。

Dont seat yourself when it comes to being fat, because you may not be able to sit in.

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