導讀不要跟我說對不起，不原諒你好像是我的錯。Don'tsaysorrytome.Itseemsthatitismyfaultnottoforgiveyou.我媽....

不要跟我說對不起，不原諒你好像是我的錯。

Dont say sorry to me. It seems that it is my fault not to forgive you.

我媽說讓我把對象帶回家，我說一桌坐不下。

My mother said I would take my partner home, but I said I couldnt sit at one table.

游戲可以輸，懟人不能輸，不然容易影響我睡眠質量。

The game can be lost, but people cant lose, otherwise it will easily affect my sleep quality.

發(fā)個朋友圈還要考慮別人感受，那還發(fā)什么朋友圈，發(fā)傳單好了。

If you send a circle of friends, you should also consider other peoples feelings. What kind of circle of friends and leaflets should you send?

我可沒說你不要臉，我只說不要臉的都長你這樣。

I didnt say you were shameless, I just said shameless people look like you.

我說話從不帶刺，要是讓你難堪了，那是我故意的。

I never put a thorn in my mouth. If I embarrass you, I did it on purpose.

我不看輝煌時誰敬的酒，只看落魄時誰是剩下的友。

I dont look at who respects wine when I am brilliant, but who is the remaining friend when I am down and out.

人生短短幾十年，就算不能轟轟烈烈，也不能窩窩囊囊。

Life is just a few decades, even if it cant be vigorous, it cant be a nest.

我們都在準備結婚，再也沒時間談戀愛。

We are both getting married and have no time to fall in love anymore.

哪里跌倒，哪里爬起。老是在那里跌倒，我懷疑那里有個坑！

Where you fall, where you climb. Keep falling down there, I suspect there is a pit there!

小時候我想做一個快樂的大人，但長大后發(fā)現世上根本沒有‘快樂的大人’這種職業(yè)。

When I was a child, I wanted to be a happy adult, but when I grew up, I found that there was no such profession as "happy adult".