導(dǎo)讀1、打王者榮耀一定要記住，星星掉了可以在打，信譽(yù)分沒(méi)了可以再刷，但是人不罵，就真的跑了。Thegloryofthekingmustberemembered.....

1、打王者榮耀一定要記住，星星掉了可以在打，信譽(yù)分沒(méi)了可以再刷，但是人不罵，就真的跑了。

The glory of the king must be remembered. When the stars fall, you can fight. If you lose your reputation, you can brush it. But if you dont scold, you will run away.

2、有人網(wǎng)戀嗎？但是我只能接受15km以內(nèi)的，再遠(yuǎn)我的小電車就沒(méi)電了。

Is there anyone who falls in love online? But I can only accept the car within 15km. If it is further away, my trolley bus will be out of power.

3、以前我們村子里有一位美女，但是現(xiàn)在沒(méi)了，因?yàn)槲页鰜?lái)打工了。

There used to be a beautiful woman in our village, but now its gone because Im out to work.

4、上學(xué)這么多年了，我給自己取了個(gè)外號(hào)，叫做白雪（學(xué)）公主。

After so many years of school, I gave myself a nickname, called Princess Bai Xue.

5、我有兩個(gè)好朋友，他們總是吵架，但是不管怎么勸，他們就是不肯打起來(lái)。

I have two good friends, they always quarrel, but no matter how advised, they just refuse to fight.

6、如果你真的想要離開(kāi)我，那只能嗩吶一吹送你走了。

If you really want to leave me, that can only suona blow you go.

7、很多事情都要自己一個(gè)人默默承受，慢慢消化，所以就越長(zhǎng)越胖了。

A lot of things have to be borne by themselves in silence, slowly digested, so the longer and fatter.

8、高，實(shí)在是高，朋友一邊鼓著掌，一邊對(duì)著我發(fā)際線說(shuō)。

High, its really high. My friend clapped and said to my hairline.

9、好吧，我坦白，我整容過(guò)，我的肚子是隆的。

Well, Ill be honest. Ive had plastic surgery. My stomach is bulging.

10、生活只會(huì)先讓你苦一陣子，等你適應(yīng)后，再讓你苦一輩子。

Life will only let you suffer for a while, and then let you suffer for a lifetime after you adapt.

11、問(wèn)你談戀愛(ài)嗎？你卻說(shuō)有病，那好吧，等你病好了再說(shuō)。

Do you fall in love? But you say you are sick. Well, wait until you are well.

12、我不喜歡那些輕浮的男孩子，沒(méi)認(rèn)識(shí)幾天就開(kāi)口叫老婆，要是我，我會(huì)說(shuō)老公好。

I dont like those frivolous boys. I dont know my wife for a few days. If I were, I would say my husband was good.

13、太久沒(méi)跟異性牽手，手里抓個(gè)雞爪子都會(huì)顫抖。

If you dont hold hands with the opposite sex for a long time, you will tremble when you catch a chickens paw.

14、做人應(yīng)該謙虛，多聽(tīng)聽(tīng)他人的意見(jiàn)，然后一定要認(rèn)真記錄，看看都有誰(shuí)對(duì)你有意見(jiàn)。

You should be modest and listen to others opinions more. Then you must record carefully to see who has opinions on you.