導讀1、大家都脫單了，而我就厲害了，我脫發。Everyone'soffthesingle,andI'mstrong.Ihavehairloss.2、那么愛脫發，....

1、大家都脫單了，而我就厲害了，我脫發。

Everyones off the single, and Im strong. I have hair loss.

2、那么愛脫發，上輩子是個蒲公英吧！

So love hair loss, last life is a dandelion!

3、熬最深的夜，掉最多的發。

Staying up late is the deepest. Most hair loss.

4、人不聰明，還學別人禿頂。

People are not smart, but also learn others baldness.

5、這么多年能堅持下來的，只有脫發。

Only hair loss can last for so many years.

6、夏天的風，我永遠記得，清清楚楚的說我禿了。

Summer wind, I always remember, clearly said I was bald.

7、到了一定的年齡，還是喜歡頭發被吹起來的感覺，主要是因為只有風在吹的時候，我才覺得它還在。

At a certain age, I still like the feeling of hair being blown up, mainly because I think its still there only when the wind is blowing.

8、人有三千煩惱絲，我只有一千五。

People have three thousand worries, I only have fifteen hundred.

9、誰說我不愛運動的，我的頭發無時不刻在做自由落體運動。

Who said I dont love sports? My hair is always doing free fall.

10、貧窮不像脫發那么容易，發福倒是遠比發財輕松。

Poverty is not as easy as hair loss. It is much easier to get fat than to get rich.

11、因為頭發稀疏，所以我的每根頭發都有名字。

Because my hair is sparse, every hair has a name.

12、單身太久了，身體默認我想出家，開啟自動掉發模式。

Ive been single for too long. My body defaults that I want to become a monk and turn on automatic hair loss mode.

13、希望所有的事情都和脫發一樣簡單。

I hope everything is as simple as hair loss.

14、聰明絕頂的我，再也沒用過梳子。

I am the most intelligent. But I never used a comb again.

15、哪里都有頭發，就頭上沒有！

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