導讀1、最近買了一座島，歡迎大家來我的窮困潦倒玩。RecentlyIboughtanisland.Welcometomy"poor".2、剛剛扇了我的錢包一巴掌....

1、最近買了一座島，歡迎大家來我的窮困潦倒玩。

Recently I bought an island. Welcome to my "poor".

2、剛剛扇了我的錢包一巴掌，其實也沒有什么，就是希望它腫起來。

I just slapped my wallet. In fact, there is no reason. I just want it to swell.

3、小時候覺得長大后一定會成為富翁，現(xiàn)在實現(xiàn)了一半，我長大了。

When I was a child, I felt that I would become a rich man when I grew up. Now that I have achieved half of it, I have grown up.

4、為了省下腮紅的錢，我每天出門都扇自己兩巴掌。

In order to save money for blush, when I go out everyday, I give myself two slaps.

5、最近西北風比較猛，好飽。

Recently, the northwest wind is strong, so Im full.

6、雨后的土更松軟清香了，不過就是有點粘牙，總體還算可以。

After the rain, the soil is more soft and fragrant, but its a little sticky, and its OK on the whole.

7、明明沒錢，可偏偏總在買，我是明明，我羨慕偏偏。

Mingming has no money, but pianpianpian is always buying. Im Mingming. I envy Pianpian.

8、聽說你們都很喜歡干凈的女孩子，我已經把錢花干凈了，趕緊喜歡我吧！

I heard that you all like clean girls. Ive spent all my money. Please like me!

9、還花唄的我一貧如洗，雙十一的我重拳出擊。

After returning ant credit pay, I was penniless, and I hit hard on double 11.

10、我現(xiàn)在的經濟狀況，找快遞盒子里的好評返現(xiàn)紙條。

My current economic situation, looking for the express box in the positive feedback note.

11、有些人可能只是嘴里說著吃土，兜里還有很多錢，我就不一樣，我嘴里說吃土，其實已經喝西北風。

Some people may just talk about eating dirt, but they still have a lot of money in their pockets. Im not the same. I actually drink the northwest wind when I talk about eating dirt.

12、我現(xiàn)在變成了三無女孩，沒錢沒活動沒男朋友。

Im now a "three noes" girl, no money, no activity, no boyfriend.

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