導讀1、鑰匙圈是非常實用的小工具，它可以讓你一次把所有鑰匙都丟光。Keyringisaverypracticaltool,itcanletyouloseallt....

1、鑰匙圈是非常實用的小工具，它可以讓你一次把所有鑰匙都丟光。

Keyring is a very practical tool, it can let you lose all the keys at one time.

2、如果十年后你未嫁，我未娶，那我們真的太慘了，太慘了。

If you dont marry and I dont marry ten years later, then we are really miserable and miserable.

3、世界上會有很多出人意料的事，比如你以為我會舉個例子。

There will be many unexpected things in the world, such as you think I will give an example.

4、我知道有人一直在等著我，等著看我的笑話，等著吧，我還有很多笑話。

I know someone is waiting for me, waiting to see my jokes, waiting, I have a lot of jokes.

5、喜歡一個人太累了，所以我要喜歡十個。

Its too tired to like one person, so I want to like ten.

6、一直忘不了我前男友，因為他欠我錢。

I cant forget my ex because he owes me money.

7、我想早戀，但已經晚了。

I want to fall in love, but its too late.

8、煩，天天失眠，自己都睡不好，怎么睡別人。

Trouble, insomnia everyday, oneself sleep bad, how to sleep others.

9、現在年紀大了，不敢用可愛的寶寶當頭像了，怕別人以為是我生的。

Now Im old, I dare not use my lovely baby as my head portrait. Im afraid others think its my baby.

10、年紀輕輕的我就已經把事業和愛情取得了平衡，都沒有。

At a young age, I have made a balance between career and love. none.

11、我最好的兩個朋友吵架了，無論我怎么勸，她們都不肯打起來。

My two best friends quarreled, and no matter how much I tried to persuade them, they refused to fight.

12、現在的年輕人，經常把沒錢掛在嘴邊，其實根本沒必要，你不說別人也能看出來。

Nowadays, young people often talk about having no money, but it is not necessary at all, and others can see it without saying it.

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