導讀1.這一天天過得跟復制似的。It'sbeenadayofreplication.2.大家朋友圈發勤快一點好嗎？我沒得刷了。Wouldyoupleasebem....

1.這一天天過得跟復制似的。

Its been a day of replication.

2.大家朋友圈發勤快一點好嗎？我沒得刷了。

Would you please be more diligent in wechat moments? I dont have to brush.

3.運動是一種享受，但我不愛運動，因為我不是貪圖享受的人。

Sports is a kind of enjoyment, but I dont like sports, because Im not a person who is greedy for enjoyment.

4.好無聊啊，要不你們輪流夸夸我。

Its boring, or you take turns to boast about me.

5.終于過上了豬的生活，感覺豬活得也不容易。

Finally, I live a pigs life. I feel that its not easy for a pig to live.

6.來來來，朋友圈吵個架。

Come on, lets fight in the wechat moments.

7.今年我不過了，麻煩退我一歲，謝謝！

This year I will not cross the new year, please give me a year back, thank you!

8.病毒限制了我的出行，為什么沒限制我的體重。

The virus limits my travel, why not limit my weight.

9.每天除了吃，還是吃。

Every day in addition to eating, or eat.

10.怎么把腦子里的錢轉到銀行卡里，在線等，挺急的。

How to transfer money in your head to bank card. Im waiting for a reply online. Its very urgent.

11.不要對我忽冷忽熱，我體質不好，容易感冒。

Dont be hot and cold to me. Im not healthy and easy to catch cold.

12.實在太無聊了，在家數了下錢包里的錢，用了兩秒就數完了。

Its so boring. I counted the money in my wallet at home. It took me two seconds to count it.

13.這體重秤哪來的膽子，敢給我顯示這么大個數。

How dare this scale show me such a large number?

14.別的女孩都是想跟你撒嬌，我卻只想跟你單挑。

Other girls want to play coquettish with you, but I just want to fight with you.

15.開心嗎？一打開朋友圈就看到我這個小可愛。

Are you happy?? As soon as you open up your wechat moments, you will see me as a cute little girl.

16.不能玩手機了，眼睛都不好了，打開支付寶我都看不到錢了。

I cant play with my mobile phone, my eyes are not good. I cant see the money when I open Alipay.

17.今天風挺大的，本來想去健身房，給我吹到奶茶店了。

Its windy today. I wanted to go to the gym, but I was blown to the milk tea shop.

18.有人收閑置的寶貝嗎？反正我閑著也是閑著。

Does anyone take in the spare baby? Anyway, Im also idle.