導(dǎo)讀一、不合適就是窮，沒(méi)感覺(jué)就是丑，一見(jiàn)鐘情就是好看，深思熟慮就是有錢，這就是現(xiàn)實(shí)。Notsuitableispoor,notfeelingisugly,lov....

一、不合適就是窮，沒(méi)感覺(jué)就是丑，一見(jiàn)鐘情就是好看，深思熟慮就是有錢，這就是現(xiàn)實(shí)。

Not suitable is poor, not feeling is ugly, love at first sight is good-looking, deliberation is rich, this is the reality.

二、他若喜歡你，你脾氣再大都叫個(gè)性，他若不喜歡你，就算你溫順的像只貓，他都嫌你掉毛。

If he likes you, most of your temper is called personality. If he doesnt like you, even if you are gentle like a cat, he will dislike your hair loss.

三、自己想要的東西，要么奮力直追，要么干脆放棄。別總是逢人就喋喋不休的表決心或者哀怨不斷，做別人茶余飯后的笑點(diǎn)。

What you want is either to catch up or to give up altogether. Dont always chatter about your determination or grief when you meet someone and make them laugh after dinner.

四、不必過(guò)于在意人與人之間表面的情緒；摯交之人不需要，泛交之人用不著。

Dont care too much about the surface emotions between people; Sincere friends do not need, the people do not need.

五、很多人不是孤僻，而是有原則有選擇地社交。和喜歡的人千言萬(wàn)語(yǔ)，和其他的人一字不提。

Many people are not isolated, but socialize in a principled and selective way. Talk to thousands of people you like, and never say a word to anyone else.

六、總會(huì)有一件事讓你瞬間長(zhǎng)大，也總會(huì)有一個(gè)人讓你淚如雨下。愿你早日領(lǐng)教這個(gè)世界的深深惡意，讓自己活得開心得意。

There will always be one thing that will make you grow up in an instant, and there will always be someone who will make you cry like rain. May you learn the deep malice of the world as soon as possible and live happily.

七、小時(shí)候，以為人生就是琴棋書畫詩(shī)酒花，長(zhǎng)大后才發(fā)現(xiàn)，人生是柴米油鹽醬醋茶。

When I was a child, I thought life was like Musical Instruments, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry and hops.

八、當(dāng)你又瘦又漂亮，腦子里有東西，錢包里全是自己掙的錢，別說(shuō)這個(gè)月，全世界都會(huì)對(duì)你好一點(diǎn)。

When you are thin and beautiful, you have something in your head and your wallet is full of your own earnings, let alone this month, the whole world will treat you better.

九、沒(méi)有特別幸運(yùn)，那么請(qǐng)先特別努力。千萬(wàn)別因?yàn)樽约旱膽卸瓒。€矯情地將原因歸咎于自己倒霉。

No special luck, so please make special efforts first. Dont fail because of your laziness, but also blame your bad luck pretentiously.

十、人生很多事，就像智齒，最佳的解決方式，是拔掉，而不是忍受。

Many things in life, like wisdom teeth, the best solution is to pull them out, not to endure them.

十一、短期交往看臉蛋，長(zhǎng)期交往看脾氣，一生交往看人品，時(shí)光會(huì)教你看清每一張臉。

Short-term contact to see the face, long-term contact to see temper, life contact to see character, time will teach you to see every face.

十二、你可以愛(ài)錯(cuò)三五個(gè)人渣，但不能愛(ài)一個(gè)人渣三五次，走錯(cuò)路可能是運(yùn)氣不好，但總往一個(gè)坑里跳就是智障。

You can love three or five scum wrongly, but you cant love one scum three or five times. It may be bad luck to go wrong, but jumping into a pit is mentally retarded.

十三、你被什么保護(hù)，就被什么限制，能給你遮風(fēng)擋雨的，同樣能讓你不見(jiàn)天日。

What protection you are protected by, what restrictions, can give you shelter from the wind and rain, also can let you not see the day and the sun.

十四、等你生活中真有了生老病死這樣的大事，才會(huì)知道自己以前半夜的憂傷都是狗屁。

When you have such a big event in your life as birth, old age, illness and death, you will know that your sorrow in the middle of the night before was all bullshit.

十五、抱怨是一件最沒(méi)意義的事情，如果實(shí)在難以忍受周圍的環(huán)境，那就暗自努力練好本領(lǐng)，然后跳出那個(gè)圈子。

Complaint is the most meaningless thing. If you cant stand the surroundings, try to practice your skills secretly and then jump out of the circle.

十六、什么事都要先在自身找原因，不要總是茍求他人。鞋子臟了，是因?yàn)槟阕叩穆凡桓蓛簟?/p>

Everything needs to find its own reason first, not always begging others. The shoes are dirty because the road you walk is not clean.

十七、如果你太在意別人的想法，那么你的生活就像是一條褲衩，別人放什么屁你都得接著！

If you care too much about other peoples ideas, then your life is like a pair of pants, you have to follow what others fart!

十八、當(dāng)你學(xué)會(huì)拒絕別人，學(xué)會(huì)以牙還牙時(shí)，他們反而會(huì)尊重你，甚至敬畏你。經(jīng)歷越多你越相信那句話：無(wú)情一點(diǎn)并沒(méi)有錯(cuò)。

When you learn to reject others and to return your teeth with your teeth, they will respect you and even revere you. The more you experience, the more you believe in the saying: Theres nothing wrong with being ruthless.

十九、傾其所有和掏心掏肺，要么得到一個(gè)值得托付一生的人，要么得到一個(gè)值得銘記一生的教訓(xùn)。

Give it all and take care of it. Either you get a person who deserves to be trusted for a lifetime, or you get a lesson worth remembering for a lifetime.

二十、真愛(ài)就像鬼，聽(tīng)說(shuō)的人多，遇見(jiàn)的人少，在這個(gè)世界上，唯一不會(huì)背叛你的，只有自己的父母和口袋里的錢。

True love is like a ghost. There are many people who hear about it and few people who meet it. In this world, the only one who will not betray you is his parents and the money in his pocket.

二十一、想要忘記一段感情，方法永遠(yuǎn)只有一個(gè)：時(shí)間和新歡。要是時(shí)間和新歡也不能讓你忘記一段感情，原因只有一個(gè)：時(shí)間不夠長(zhǎng)，新歡不夠好。

There is always only one way to forget a relationship: time and new love. If time and new love do not make you forget a relationship, there is only one reason: time is not long enough, new love is not good enough.

二十二、你抽煙的姿勢(shì)越來(lái)越熟練了，愛(ài)人也越來(lái)越隨便了，從當(dāng)時(shí)的三杯倒到現(xiàn)在的喝不醉，那是墮落，不是成長(zhǎng)。

You smoke more and more skilled posture, love more and more casual, from the then three cups poured to the present drunk, that is degenerate, not growth.

二十三、在這個(gè)濫情的年代，一聲“親愛(ài)的”充其量也就是個(gè)你好，一句“下次請(qǐng)你吃飯”頂多算個(gè)謝謝，何必太認(rèn)真。

In this age of indiscriminate love, a “dear” is at best a hello, a “invite you to dinner next time” is at most a thank you, why too serious.

二十四、如果有一天，讓你心動(dòng)的再也感動(dòng)不了你，讓你憤怒的再也激怒不了你，讓你悲傷的再也不能讓你流淚，你便知道這時(shí)光，這生活給了你什么，你為了成長(zhǎng)，付出了什么。

If one day, let your heart no longer touched you, let your anger no longer irritate you, let your sadness no longer let you cry, you will know the time, what this life has given you, what you have paid for growth.